Drunk Raccoon
A raccoon raided a liquor store and passed out
Ashland, United States / Animal Control /

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12/21/2025
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  • In a whimsical turn of events, a raccoon broke into a closed liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, causing mayhem as it ransacked shelves and smashed bottles before passing out in the bathroom from alcohol consumption.
  • The furry intruder gained entry by falling through a ceiling tile, leading to a hilarious spree of destruction involving scotch and whisky from the lower shelves.
  • Store employees were greeted by the sight of the inebriated raccoon, sprawled out and nursing what could only be described as a hangover.
  • Local animal control responded to the scene, describing the raccoon as "very intoxicated" but miraculously unharmed aside from its poor life choices.
  • After a brief recovery period, the mischievous raccoon was safely released back into the wild, leaving behind a trail of chaos and a memorable moment for the community.
  • The incident sparked widespread media coverage, blending humor and absurdity while delighting the public and igniting playful commentary about the extraordinary antics of this "masked bandit."

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